Chocoscope - What's your chocolate horoscope?

Aries (Mar 21 - Apr 20)
Eats the whole bar on the way home from the shop.

Taurus (Apr 21 - May 21)
Loves good chocolate, especially if it is in expensive packaging.

Gemini (May 22 - Jun 21)
Chooses their chocolate by taking a bite out of each piece.

Cancer (Jun 22 - Jul 22)
Makes even the smallest bar last for at least a month.

Leo (Jul 23 - Aug 21)
Likes to be in charge of dividing up the chocolate.

Virgo (Aug 22 - Sept 23)
Cuts their chocolate into bite size pieces with a knife and fork.

Libra (Sept 24 - Oct 23)
Chooses two bars; one for themselves and one for you both to share.

Scorpio (Oct 24 - Nov 22)
Hides their chocolate and then becomes obsessed that someone finds it.

Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22)
Will only eat imported chocolate.

Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 20)
Likes to be seen eating only the best and the most expensive chocolates.

Aquarius (Jan 21 - Feb 19)
Loves chocolate - but likes to think they actually prefer carob health bars.

Pisces (Feb 20 - Mar 20)
Shares their chocolate and forgets to leave some for themselves.


I'm pisces, and I think it's quite true. Let's take the cupcakes analogy, I always bake 12 cupcakes, but it's not enough to distribute to all my friends. So in the end, I've got no cupcakes for myself. Is your chocoscope accurate?